How Sarah Palin Got Through the Debate

Oh, God. Oh, man. Seriously. Please tell me that she’ll be back in Alaska in a little over a month, becoming a grandma and winking at her constituents. I only feel sorry for the moose.

Last night, to my total surprise, was actually quite entertaining. I think the collected (tipsy) assemblage had a really good time playing PalinBingo and laughing at the winks, the obvious glances to the notecards, the corn syrup charm, and my personal favorite — the shout-out. Seriously? Is this TRL or a football game? A shout-out?

She was also astonishing in the way in which she put words common in the English language together in a connected form and yet failed to actually create a sentence. We know she at least won the Beavis and Butthead vote. We’ll have to let that one go.

Well, MOMocrats (Go check ’em out. GO!) put up a chart, below, that shows how exactly someone like Sarah Palin joins the big leagues in such a short amount of time.  It’s a classic.

One Response

  1. the VP debate was stunning. Palin did a decent job faking about 20% of the questions and didn’t even bother answering the other 80%.

    i couldn’t help thinking of the end of the movie Billy Madison, when the debate moderator says to Adam Sandler, “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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