Oh, God. Oh, man. Seriously. Please tell me that she’ll be back in Alaska in a little over a month, becoming a grandma and winking at her constituents. I only feel sorry for the moose.
Last night, to my total surprise, was actually quite entertaining. I think the collected (tipsy) assemblage had a really good time playing PalinBingo and laughing at the winks, the obvious glances to the notecards, the corn syrup charm, and my personal favorite — the shout-out. Seriously? Is this TRL or a football game? A shout-out?
She was also astonishing in the way in which she put words common in the English language together in a connected form and yet failed to actually create a sentence. We know she at least won the Beavis and Butthead vote. We’ll have to let that one go.
Well, MOMocrats (Go check ’em out. GO!) put up a chart, below, that shows how exactly someone like Sarah Palin joins the big leagues in such a short amount of time. It’s a classic.